4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it
now im stoned
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.
i’m convinced this post is the reason they put the reblog button at the bottom
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
Rosy look the spider in our garage is paying rent 😂😂 such a babe
Laughed a little too hard at this
This is disgusting and these girls should be ashamed of themselves.
I mean really, who goes and does both Marvel and DC in the same photoshoot anyway? Terrible.
there shall be no mixing of the comics universes; it is an abomination