I am so fucking bored my skin is crawling

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

nurmengardx:

not-enough-fandom:

boywonder99:

(via)

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.

i’m convinced this post is the reason they put the reblog button at the bottom

lesbiansandpixels:

itsonlyyforever:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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Rosy look the spider in our garage is paying rent 😂😂 such a babe

Laughed a little too hard at this

greencarnations:

theomninerd:

breakmeofimpatience:

oh my…….

This is disgusting and these girls should be ashamed of themselves.

I mean really, who goes and does both Marvel and DC in the same photoshoot anyway? Terrible.

there shall be no mixing of the comics universes; it is an abomination

polkadotaurora:

Bold & Brash 
Tentacles, 2001

looks more like "Belongs in the Trash"

polkadotaurora:

Bold & Brash

Tentacles, 2001

looks more like "Belongs in the Trash"

tagged → #ahahaha #oh.. #squidward